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    Wife: "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."

    Husband: "How about the ones like mine?"

    Wife: "Those they gave away."

    Husband: "I had a dream too... I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

    Wife: "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband: "That's where they held the auction."
  • Open Wider! There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue.
    A few minutes go by and he tells her again...
  • Treatment of Baldness A man went to a doctor to treat his baldness. The man didn`t had a single hair on his head. The doctor told him there are three ways before you.
    1. Try acupuncture... It will be painful and I can`t guarantee you...
  • Parents' Occupation! The teacher in Little Johnny`s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
    "Mary, what does your parents do?"
    Little Mary replied...
  • Wife Kidnapped! A couple were recently married, when the husband arrived at his house he found that his new bride was nowhere to be found. Understandably, he got deeply worried and contacted all his friends...
  • Birthday Gift! Father and son had been taking a stroll along the beach. The father, who was a builder, asked his son, what he would like for his sixth birthday....
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