| A priest and a nun went on weekly visits to their parishioners out in the desert in a camel. They lost their way and the camel died. "Great!" Said the nun, "What are we going to do now?" The priest replied, "We are going to die anyways so let's do what have never done." The nun agreed. The priest removed his trousers and the startled nun asked, "Father what is that hanging thing?" The priest replied, "It is the giver of life sister." "Wow, that's great!!!" said the nun, "Then stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here." |