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    I m the best. I can prove it.
    I can put Coffee in coffee cup. Can you put world in World Cup?

    OK one more:
    I can send my address on your mobile. Can you send your mobile on my address?

    Nahin na... Ok Ok... One last one
    I can eat Cream biscuits with Cream. Can you eat Tiger biscuits with Tiger?
    Kaha na, only I'm the best...
  • Visiting Charges! Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??
    Doctor: 300 rupees.
    Santa: Theek hai doctor ji...
  • Rush Hour!!! It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there...
  • Santa's Railway Interview.. Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?
    Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga...
  • First Hearing Aids! A woman came storming at the Postal counter. She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, "This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery...
  • Military Genealogy!!! Subedaar Deedar singh from the armoured corps had one desire that he has a stable of boys who would all join his regiment and get that honour for him and the family just like he had done....
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