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    There was a long line at airlines airport counter. A man came breaking the line and conversation with desk girl was as follows:

    Man: I need a business class ticket to New York.

    Girl: I am sorry sir but you have to come in the line.

    Man: Do you know who I am ?

    Girl: (speaking on the mike), Attention Ladies and Gentelment, we have a passanger here who doesn't know who he is. Please if anybody can come and identify him.

    The crowd went hilarious.

    Man: (frustated), FUCK YOU.

    Girl: Well sir, the queue for that is even longer!
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