There was a long line at airlines airport counter. A man came breaking the line and conversation with desk girl was as follows: Man: I need a business class ticket to New York. Girl: I am sorry sir but you have to come in the line. Man: Do you know who I am ? Girl: (speaking on the mike), Attention Ladies and Gentelment, we have a passanger here who doesn't know who he is. Please if anybody can come and identify him. The crowd went hilarious. Man: (frustated), FUCK YOU. Girl: Well sir, the queue for that is even longer! |