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    Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:

    1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.

    2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.

    3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.

    4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.

    5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed 6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.

    7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted.
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