Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES: 1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever. 2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off. 3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed 6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look. 7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted. |