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    Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....

    Girl: Am I late ?

    Ghalib: Arz hai....

    Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

    Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

    Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
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    Boyfriend: It`s `Nothing`
    Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na... please...
  • Inside & Outside! Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think...??
    Do you know...???
    Intel inside, mental outside...
  • Cheating Bugger! "Is that the obituary section of the Clarion?" asked the woman.
    "Yes, madam, can I help you?"
    "I`d like to put a notice in...
  • Onion Prices! Is mehengai ke jamane mein yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai...
    Jeeto: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye!
    Santa (Excited ): Arre wah...
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