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    A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked.
    "Yes, I am."
    The baby said "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
    He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
    "Yes, I am," she said.
    "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born” he said.
    He then looked at his father and asked "Are you my father?"
    "Yes, I am," his father answered.
    The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
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