Bean Soup!!!

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    When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

    "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

    "Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

    "I don't care where it's been," he replied. "What is it now?"
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