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    Wife saw a board outside a shop.
    Diwali Offer Ending Today:
    Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only.
    Nylon Rs 8 only.

    Cotton Saree Rs 5 only.
    Excited Wife, to Husband,: Give me Rs 500, I'll buy 50 sarees. Husband: Beerbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai woh.
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