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    Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday?

    Brother: A Football.

    Sister: Is age mein? Aur vaise bhi Grandmaa kahan khelti hai?

    Brother: Mere birthday per jo unhone Bhagavad Gita diya tha uska kya ?
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    Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se...
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