| At the International Gynecology Association's conference, a French doctor was discussing unusual cases with an American doctor. "Only last week," said the Frenchman, "a woman came to me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd!" said the American. "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, if it were, she wouldn't have been able to walk." "Ah, you Americans - always thinking about size," replied the French doctor. "I was talking about the flavor!" |