| Santa goes to the pharmacy, walks up to the counter, and tells the druggist, "I have three girls coming to my place tonight. I have never been with more than one. I need something to keep me sexually aroused." The druggist unlocks the bottom drawer and pulls out a strong box. He unlocks the padlock to reveal a bunch of little boxes, and says, "One of these will keep you going for a whole day." Banta, "I will take three." Three days later Banta returns to the pharmacy. His penis is dangling out of his pants. It`s black and blue, covered with scabs, with flaps of skin hanging off of it. He walks up to the counter and asks the druggist, "Give me one Iodex?" The shocked druggist replies, "You`re not going to use Iodex on that!" "No," Banta said, "The Iodex for my arms. The girls never showed up!" |