| Nun Too Smart The Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. After thinking about the task for a moment, one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." The other nun agrees and they promptly disrobe and begin painting. A few minutes later they hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?" they ask. "Blind man," comes the response. The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt," and they let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?" |