| Top ten things that sound dirty, but in Golf are not: 10. Damn, my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your 3some? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip! 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't... 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first! |