Things that sound dirty, but aren't!

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    Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not:

    10. Have you looked through her briefs?

    9. He is one hard judge.

    8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

    7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

    6. Is it a penal offense?

    5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

    4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

    3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

    2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't...

    1. Think you can get me off?
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