Natural Born Citizen!

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    In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

    A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office.

    She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with, "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
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