Pickled Penis!!!

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    There was a lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gipsy and told her her problem.

    The gipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said, "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you."

    So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great.

    That is until her husband walks in and he shouts, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

    The woman says, "It's a pickled penis."

    nfortunately her husband replied. "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS!!!"
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