Prayer for the New Year

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    Dear Lord,

    So far this year I've done well.

    I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I haven't seen any porn, I haven't masturbated or even cheated on my girlfriend. I haven't lied or conned anyone. I'm very thankful for that.

    But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed and go to work on this, the first day of the first month, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.

    Amen
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