| Maurice and Hetty were approaching their Golden wedding anniversary. One summer evening, as they were taking a slow walk in their local park, Hetty suddenly takes her walking stick and hits Maurice hard across his back with it. "What on earth did you do that for? It really hurts." he shouts at her. Hetty replies, "That's for 50 years of poor sex." Maurice thinks for a while and then takes his walking stick and hits Hetty hard across her tuchus with it. "Ouch," she screams. "What was that for?" Maurice looks at her and replies, "That's for knowing the difference." |