| A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money. The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it. At the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 cents! The next day, I invested those 10 cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this 4 a month. By the end of which I had accumulated a fortune of $.1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us 2 Million Dollars...! MORAL: Hard Work Is Just Shit. Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich. |