Most Beautiful Pair of Legs!

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    A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

    He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

    The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two Military Police came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road.

    She replied, "He went that way."

    After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go To Iraq."

    The nun said she can fully understand the fear.

    The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen."

    The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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