| Santa had an obsession with women's breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem. "I am going to do word association," explained the doctor. "I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that come to your mind." "OK Doctor," replied Santa. Doctor, "Oranges". "Breasts," replied Santa. "Apples" "Breasts" "Watermelons" "Breasts" "Wipers" "Breasts," said Santa. "Wait a minute! I can see the connections between oranges, apples, watermelons and breasts. But automobile's wipers? Where is the connection?" asked the doctor. "Easy, one on the left and one on the right!" |