Fastest Bird!

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    Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai...........??

    Student: Mam, Haathi !!

    Teacher: Nalayak!!! Tera baap kya karta hai.......??

    Student: Ji woh Al Qaida mein aatankwadi ka kaam karte hai !!!

    Teacher: Shabash beta! Likho bacchon, answer likho, HAATHI.
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