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    Santa: I am in big trouble!

    Banta: What happened?

    Santa: I saw a rat in my house!

    Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

    Santa: I don't have one.

    Banta: Well then, buy one.

    Santa: I can't afford one.

    Banta: I can give you mine if you want.

    Santa: That sounds good.

    Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the rat come to the trap.

    Santa: I don't have any cheese.

    Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

    Santa: I don't have oil.

    Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

    Santa: I don't have bread.

    Banta: Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?
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