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    Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)

    Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder.

    Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used 4 cooking Food.

    Food is source of Vitamins, and we get Vit-D from the Sun.

    Sun produces Light; and Light comes from bulbs. Small Bulbs are used to decorate Christmas tree... Christmas means Gifts, and Gifts are given by Santa.

    Santa lives in North Pole, and North Pole is the house of Polar Bears.

    Polar Bears are White... That's why Ambulance is White...

    Do not play with Engineering students feelings. We can write anything for good marks.
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