| The counter man in the ice cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small flask on the counter, and unwrapped a condom. "Here, take this condom. Drop a scoop of ice cream in it." The counter man did so, and handed the condom, with its ice cream content, to the customer. The customer place the arrangement in the flask and capped it. "What," asked the ice cream seller, "is the reason for that?" "For three months, my wife has been bugging me for a deep freeze. Tonight, by golly, I'm going to give it to her!" |