Advantages of Being a Man!

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    All your orgasms are real.

    Other men never ogle at your chest while talking to you.

    You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

    Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

    The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere).

    Nudity in movies almost always implies naked women,

    You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.

    Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

    You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

    You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.

    Sex means never worrying about your reputation: the more partners, the better.

    While appearing for an interview, you aren't expected to bend forward while talking to the interviewer.
  • What is Love? The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love.
    Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making...
  • Now You're Married... After many years of bachelorhood, this older gent finds and marries a beautiful young lady...
  • Safe Hiding Place... This lady goes to the gynecologist but won`t reveal to the receptionist what`s wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor right away...
  • It Really Hurts!!! A man dies "in the act" after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts. The funeral director can`t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives...
  • 18 Inches is too much!!! A first-time john went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants. At the sight of the man`s 18-inch penis, the hooker...
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