| A man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Congratulations showered on him from all around, and many exclamations of 'WOW' were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled, "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth!" The father took a slow sip from his beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned towards the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised!" |