Facebook Waala Gyaan

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    Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.

    Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it and say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

    Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.
  • Law Class! The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
    The student replied, "Here`s an...
  • It's Going to be a Bad Day if... You wake face down on the footpath.
    You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
    Your birthday cake collapses...
  • Paranormal Phenomena!!! A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital`s ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM. This...
  • Rich Doctor!!! A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand...
  • Right Diagnosis Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside, a patient said, "There must be something terribly wrong with me...
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