Religiously Driven

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    A teenager, who had just received her learner's licence for driving, offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.

    "Thank you!" said the mother as she got out of the car and breathed a sigh of relief.

    "Anytime," her daughter replied.

    As the mother closed the door she said, "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to God."
  • Prison Riot! The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of...
  • Law Class! The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
    The student replied, "Here`s an...
  • It's Going to be a Bad Day if... You wake face down on the footpath.
    You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
    Your birthday cake collapses...
  • Paranormal Phenomena!!! A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital`s ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM. This...
  • Rich Doctor!!! A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand...
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