Going to Heaven!

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    A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with him.

    Just then, she hears a blood curdling scream!

    "What was that?" she asks.

    "Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter, "It's just someone getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for their halo."

    A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this one even more terrible than the one before. "What was that?!" she asked anxiously.

    "Oh, don't worry," says Saint Peter soothingly, "It's just someone getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their wings."

    The lady starts to back away.

    "Where are you going?" asks Saint Peter.

    "I think I'll go downstairs, if it's same way to all," says the lady.

    "But you can't go there," says the saint, "You'll be raped and sodomized!"

    "It's OK," says the lady, "I've already got the holes for that.
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