| A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce?" "Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house." The judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well one story is I have a headache and the other story is It's that time of the month!" |