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    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testings were done three finalists remained. Richard, Sam and Jane were to be given a final test. For the final test, the FBI agents took Richard to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find Betty, your wife, sitting in a chair. Kill Her!"

    Richard said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

    Sam was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.

    Sam came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

    Finally it was Jane's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband Bob. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Jane, wiping the sweat from her brow.

    "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with a chair."
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