Politician Riddles...

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    Q: What clothes does the politicians love to wear?
    A: Poll-yester clothes.

    Q: Which dance do politicians love?
    A: The Poll dance!

    Q: What's the politician's favourite sport?
    A: Poll vault.

    Q: Where do Politicians send their kids?
    A: To Poll-y technique colleges.

    Q: What's the politician's favourite game?
    A; Poll-O!

    Q: What's the politician's best loved virtue?
    A: Poll-iteness!
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