| A Personnel Director was conducting interviews for his new personal assistant. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss: A woman normally has lips on two different places. What's the difference between the two?" First Girl: One is hairy, the other isn't ! Boss: OK, good. Second Girl: One can talk but the other can't ! Boss: That's better! Third Girl: One is vertical & the other is horizontal!" Boss: Hmm.. clever ! Last Girl: One is for my use & the other is for my Boss! Boss: You are Hired!!! |