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    Some people have and some don't.

    Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off.

    Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play all day if they didn't have work to do.

    If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

    It has no brain all of it's own. Instead, it use yours.

    It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself, "Why on earth did I do that?"

    It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will do the same damn dumb things it did before!
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    The girl replies, "Happy Butt."
    The teacher says, "I don`t think that`s your name...
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  • Ransom Call Bubba`s wife was abducted by a gang of kidnappers who were demanding ten grand for her return.
    On the phone they said, "If you don`t pay by nine tomorrow...
  • Two Lips!!! A Personnel Director was conducting interviews for his new personal assistant. He asked the same question to each one of them.
    Boss: A woman normally has lips...
  • Ways to Stop Pregnancy Little Johhny asked his fathere to help with his homework the other day.
    The question he was stuck on was, "Give two ways to stop pregnancy.,.
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