| A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn`t help noticing how you chain smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?" "Four." "How long have you been smoking?" "Thirty years." "That`s over six thousand packs. If you didn`t smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building." The smoker takes a deep puff and says, "Do you smoke?" "Never." "Do you own this building?" "No." "Well, I do." |