| The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Imprudent Person: One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead. The Scientific Person: One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason. The Dishonest Person: One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate. The Intelligent Person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed. |