| A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They found her husband and told him what happened, telling him, "As crazy as it sounds, a little oral sex may do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked!" NEVER EVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND..... |