| A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned." "What did you do?" asks the priest. "I've committed murder." The priest says, "Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven." A women walks in to the confession booth and says, "I have sinned." The priest asks her, "What did you do?" "I robbed six banks." The priest says, "Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven." Another man walks in to the confession booth and says, "I have sinned." "What did you do?" asks the priest. "I peed in the holy cup." |