| Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far? Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have orange caps. Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express? Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working. Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri. Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT? Alia: U UCoffee. Arnab: What's the first name of Modi? Alia: Abki Baar. Aamirv Khan: How did India get Indipendence? Alia: When you hit a six against England. Mahesh Bhaat: Vote dene chalein? Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain, maine kal DID mein dekha tha...!!! Einstein says: Be friends with Alia Bhatt and feel like a genius all the time! Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest? A. A Peanut B. An Elephant C. The Moon D. A Kettle Alia: It's B. An Elephant... Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami's studio Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections? Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season. Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan. Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest? Alia: Simple, the person who made it. Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia Boman: Alia do you know MS office? Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know. Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire) Karan: Alia which food do you love the most? Alia: Desi. Karan: And which dish? Alia: Pasta. |