| Points To Ponder: Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life!!! |