Boring Sex Life !

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    While making love to his wife, Bill discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he reflected unhappily, their lovemaking had become infrequent and bland.

    Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said, "What happened, did I hurt you?"

    "Why no, not at all." said his surprised wife. "Whatever made you ask that?"

    "Well' no reason actually." the bored husband replied with a sigh, "It's just that for a moment there, I thought you actually moved."
  • Doggie Style!!! A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "Doggie Style" on their wedding night...
  • Some Quickies! I`ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
    Condoms don`t guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman`s husband...
  • Two Trees and a Woodpecker! It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to...
  • Removing Penises... Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it," asks one of the guys...
  • The Pretzel Hold A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler`s trainer came to him and said...
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