| A man picks up a hooker and takes her back to his place. She informs him that her services will cost him a grand total of $5. The man gladly hands over the money and they dance the horizontal mambo. A few days later the man is visiting his doctor and discovers that he has crabs. The man storms out of the office to find the hooker. She's on the same street corner where he picked her up before. He runs to her and screams,"You gave me crabs!" She replies, "For five dollars what were you expecting lobster?" |