| A local daily ran a competition around Valentine's Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line. Here are some of the best enteries: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you messed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; everything you are not. I love your smile, your face and your eyes, Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' What inspired this amazing rhyme? A bottle of tequila, one part lime ! |