Statue of Venus

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    The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."

    Robert: "The artwork."

    Teacher: "Very good. And you, Peter?"

    Peter: "Her Boobs and tits!"

    Teacher: "Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall! And you, Little Johnny?"

    Johnny: "I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."
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