Words That Aren't Words

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    A radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bangkok.

    DJ: 96 FM here, what's your name?

    Caller: Hi, my name's Dave.

    DJ: Dave, what's your word?"

    Caller: Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced 'go-an'.

    DJ: You are correct, Dave, 'Goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?

    Caller: Goan fcuk yourself!

    The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until... DJ: 96 FM, what's your name?

    Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.

    DJ: Jeff, what's your word?

    Caller: Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'Smee'.

    DJ: You are correct, Jeff, 'Ssmee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?

    Caller: Smee again! Goan fcuk yourself!
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