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Santa and Banta are eating a pizza.
Santa asks Banta, "Should I cut the pizza into 12 pieces?"
Banta replies," Are you crazy?! I will never be able to eat 12, cut into 6 instead."
- Cowboy Joe! A cowboy rides up to a Saloon, goes inside and orders a drink. He`s just about got the glass of whiskey to his lips, when a guy comes running up to the door, and yells 'Hey Joe! Your house is burning!'
The man leaps up, runs out and... - Run for life! Two campers were aroused one night by the sounds of a huge bear tearing up their campsite. Realizing that the bear would soon make its way to their tent, they started...
- Much smoke about nothing! A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.
The nonsmoker says, 'Sir, I couldn`t help noticing how you chain smoke. How many... - Consultation Service!! A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and ... - Lawyers!! A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to ...