My Wife is Better!

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    Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they're both already married.

    Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.

    "So what did you think?" he asks.

    "Ahh," replies the first lawyer, "my wife is much better."

    Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.

    "So," asks the first guy, "what did you think?"

    The second guy replies, "You were right."
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