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On Christmas, a five year old boy asks his mom, " Mom will I get anything from Santa today."
Mom says, " No you have been a really bad boy, but if you write a letter promising to be a good boy next year he might give you a present."
Well, after thinking a while boy decides to write to Jesus instead of Santa, thinking that Jesus will make Santa to bring him a present.
So he writes: "Dear Jesus, I promise to be a good boy for the next year."
After thinking about that he decides that it is a big promise, so he writes,
“Dear Jesus, I promise to be a good boy for the next month." And this continues, until boy decides that he can`t be good boy even for one day. Well, next day he goes to church and steels an icon of Virgin Mary, brings it home and starts writing the letter:
"Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again..."
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